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Fucking FINALLY.

Posted on 2007.12.16 at 13:03
New iPod for me. Dad says I can't get a Classic but I can get a 3rd-gen Nano, which is better than nothing or a Shuffle. Shuffles are sort of worse than nothing, actually...

Guess what?

How the FUCK is this fair?

Posted on 2007.12.02 at 14:34
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My iPod is broken. I could deal with this.

. . . I COULD. If I wasn't also grounded. Goddammit! And my parents are getting all preachy, so it seems like I won't be getting a new one, even with my OWN MONEY, anytime soon.

Fuck.

Cat

Hi; Tutorial

Posted on 2007.10.24 at 22:06
Current Mood: annoyedannoyed
Current Music: I Think I'm Paranoid//Garbage
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I'm sort of surprised this didn't get deleted. I just realized how much I miss talking to y'all on here.

I hate my tutorial class. My teacher is a bitch and exaggerates everything. "Hanna, the math teacher says here on your progress report that you're unintrested in class. THIS SEEMS LIKE A CRISIS."

She seriously used the word "crisis" four times in one conversation. :/ I mean, Mrs Iida at least left us ALONE most of the time.

Thud!

....

Posted on 2007.05.31 at 21:19
Current Mood: anxiousanxious
I wish my brother and my parents would stop fighting. It's just like . . .

Eh. I just hate when I can hear James yelling like that, and my dad doesn't do much to stop it. It always escalates. It makes me all edgy and nervous, and they just don't stop all day.

Cat

Hoshit.

Posted on 2007.05.10 at 21:53
Well, the washer upstairs just started to fucking pour water through the seams of the floor down our wall and kitchen window.

Congratufuckinglations, tenants. FTW.


Cat

BIBLE FANFIC!

Posted on 2007.05.09 at 17:56
http://www.fanfiction.net/l/700/3/0/1/1/0/0/0/0/0/1/

Bible fanfiction FTW!

Commando Jesus by Trippy McStumblefoot
"
It's hundreds of years in the future, and humanity is fighting its final war, Armagaeddon! Satan has unleashed his unholy army upon the earth, and the scattered remainants of mankind band together to fight this nightmarish threat. Unfortunately, no leader has arisen from the ragged bands of men, to unite the tattered remains of humanity's armies into an elite fighting force!

That is, until today... the second coming of Christ.

Enter: COMMANDO JESUS.
He's back, to kick some ASS!

"I'm all out of bullets," said John, an arbitrary soldier.

"Me too!" shouted Billy, another arbitrary soldier.

"Dude, we're FUCKED!" said John.

"NOT JUST YET!" boomed a voice from the shadows.

"Oh my God!" shouted Billy. "It's JESUS."

"That's COMMANDO JESUS to you, Billy. And no one's fucking you today except ME, after we win the battle. I want to feel my hot cock blow a load in your ass so bad."

"I do too, Jesus!" said Billy. "But what about the unholy demons?"

Jesus moved in to take a peak above the shattered wall the two men were crouching behind. As he raised his head above the barrier, he eyed a moving wave of an uncountable number of demons.

"No problem!" said Jesus. "My dad gave me something for just this occasion!"

Jesus pulled a grenade off of his commando vest. The two men suddenly realized this wasn't any ordinary grenade.

"Is that..." began John.

"Yes, my child." said Jesus. "This is the HOLY HAND GRENADE!"

"Bah, you stole that from Monty Python!" shouted Billy.

"Sounds like SOMEONE wants my cock to blow a load in his mouth too." said Jesus.

"I do!" shouted Billy.

"Well whatever. Get ready lads, because this is going to be one mighty burst of holy energy."

Jesus pulled the cross-shaped pin off the top of the grenade and chucked it at the oncoming demon wave. He crouched, as did the men beside him. A brilliant flash of white light engulfed them, burning through their eyelids. The men braced themselves, and waited for the energy burst to subside.

"Can we open our eyes now?" asked John.

"Sure," said Jesus.

The men opened their eyes and stood up. The broken carcases of thousands of demons littered the ground. Already grass and wildflowers were growing around the piled bodies. The sky was no longer overcast... the sun radiated and warmed everything around them.

"Jesus, you did it!" said John.

"Hooray Jesus! Can you fuck me now?" said Billy.

"I was just kidding about that, Billy," said Jesus. "Jesus doesn't swing that way. But that reminds me... there is something that Jesus would like to experience... POONTANG..."

"

Me - LMAOSFHOMFG

Cat

For the WIN.

Posted on 2007.05.05 at 12:26


Your Vocabulary Score: A-



Congratulations on your multifarious vocabulary!

You must be quite an erudite person.

How's Your Vocabulary?



Shanti, I'm so excited to see you! Yay! My dad and I will be at South Station to meet you at 4:25. If we aren't there right away, we're looking for your gate like we were last time, heh heh . . .

What time is the movie, by the way?

Cat

So it turns out....

Posted on 2007.05.03 at 20:30
So I met Comadog's owner. Apparently his name is Bubba. She was nice, and said we could pet him and play with him whenever we wanted!

Cat
Posted on 2007.05.01 at 08:05
Shanti, luv, I think you should come down this weekend and come to the movies with us. 'twill be a delightful frolic.

Oh, god, what the hell was that??

Anyway, yesterday this huge ass cat jumped onto our window screen (Literally jumped onto it and hung off it with it's claws) and scared me really bad. This was a hella big cat, I mean big like Maine Coon big.

That's all the interesting in my life right now. Well, I'm craving chocolate desperately and with wild abandon. That too.



Lol.


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